prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

What a bunch of morons

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

What a bunch of morons

9 hours ago on August 22nd | J | 18,484 notes

akissofhorror:

alessandroscocciapappagallo:

Thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

tinyshrine

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supahbeefcakes:

teilwal:

thefineyoungcapitalists:

/v/’s design for a character that is to appear in the winning game.

Did /v/ just out-social justice the social justice warriors by donating $10,000 to an organization, that Zoe Quinn tried to stop, that actually helps women get into the video-game industry? Yes. Yes they did.Not only that but /v/ get’s an original character in the game. Say hello to Vivian James, the female personification of /v/.

praise our new sa/v/ioress

supahbeefcakes:

teilwal:

thefineyoungcapitalists:

/v/’s design for a character that is to appear in the winning game.

Did /v/ just out-social justice the social justice warriors by donating $10,000 to an organization, that Zoe Quinn tried to stop, that actually helps women get into the video-game industry? Yes. Yes they did.
Not only that but /v/ get’s an original character in the game.
Say hello to Vivian James, the female personification of /v/.

praise our new sa/v/ioress

9 hours ago on August 22nd | J | 213 notes

princess-peachie:

Badass Peach in official Nintendo comics~

12 hours ago on August 22nd | J | 57,216 notes
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typette:

suspendedmelancholy:

likeliterallydead:

maikimhuyeen:

omg, press play. wait for the beat to drop. 

this is just lovely

This was a pleasant surprise.

the sweetest and saddest ambient beat remix of anything ever

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cosplaygirl:

■2014/08/15 TFT (Ariake TFT Building) となコス1日目 : ~MPzero~ [コスプレイベント画像][Nikon D4s/D800E]

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realestmatt:

PRETTY MUCH

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drlosh-kun:

Gotta love tharja’s boingy bits

drlosh-kun:

Gotta love tharja’s boingy bits

1 week ago on August 14th | J | 19 notes
baka-kuns-mangoes-and-anishits:

I’ve been too obsessed with Fire Emblem Lately so here have best girl

baka-kuns-mangoes-and-anishits:

I’ve been too obsessed with Fire Emblem Lately so here have best girl

1 week ago on August 14th | J | 19 notes
konkeydongcountry:

cearalucaya:

konkeydongcountry:

how much money did this girl spend on custom t-shirts in the name of stop-motion anime titties

Well there are 25 frames in this GIF. Meaning she bought well… 25 shirts. Assuming the shirts cost $15.95 each, she spent $398.75. Not including shipping. So with shipping she spent over $400 to make a stop motion of anime titties.


You’re doing god’s work, soldier. You are a true beacon of hope in the world of anime titties.

konkeydongcountry:

cearalucaya:

konkeydongcountry:

how much money did this girl spend on custom t-shirts in the name of stop-motion anime titties

Well there are 25 frames in this GIF. Meaning she bought well… 25 shirts. Assuming the shirts cost $15.95 each, she spent $398.75. Not including shipping. So with shipping she spent over $400 to make a stop motion of anime titties.

You’re doing god’s work, soldier. You are a true beacon of hope in the world of anime titties.

1 week ago on August 14th | J | 55,488 notes
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fandomstranger:

https://twitter.com/Skullgirls/status/499717761505820675

Get educated.

1 week ago on August 13th | J | 151 notes
a-lesbillion:

golurkyourself:

well shit

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Become a magical Pokemon trainer~

a-lesbillion:

golurkyourself:

well shit

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Become a magical Pokemon trainer~

1 week ago on August 13th | J | 16,477 notes